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Jimmy Kimmel’s Joe Biden Comedy Tour

If YOU tell sex jokes during political speeches and have trouble controlling what comes out of your mouth… YA MIGHT BE A VICE PRESIDENT.

Statement Trousers

THIS spring/summer, let your legs take centre stage in a pair of the season’s brightest statement print trousers.

SEE THE TREND ON THE CATWALK

While cuts range from everything from sleek and straight - see Balmain, Sportmax and Erdem - to breezy and billowing at Salvatore Ferragamo and Fendi, there is no end to the array of patterns and colours that adorned the catwalks’ influx of trousers.

Florals bloomed at Mary Katrantzou and Peter Pilotto, paisley prints and kaleidoscopic swirls abounded at D&G and Jil Sander and stripes lined legs at Fendi.

SEE HOW TO WEAR STATEMENT TROUSERS

YOU SHOULD SEE: The A-Z of spring/summer 2012 trends… 

YOU SHOULD SEE: Vogue editors talk the trends…

Are shortsappropriate for work? It depends on the office and the dress code, but for many women, a longer short (a few inches above the knee) worn with a jacket or dressy blouse can go to work.

Shorts suits can either be monochromatic — with a matching jacket and short — or mixed up like Julianne Hough’s outfit is with white jacket and black shorts.

Either way, the dressed-up addition of heels, a statement belt and pretty blouse makes the look more polished.

*nerd look*

*nerd look*

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(From Pixar Intro Parody)

lol……